Ok.my new top 5 words I never want to hear again while at the dentist
Get me the bone file. Damn didn't even get any Novocaine. Ouch ouch ouch.
Where's my whiskey

My misfit brothers and sisters i am sorry I have things going on in my life and I won't be on dogfight for a little while. I will be here and there thank you. Yall are my family

BTJ582 wrote: Im serious. What upgrades if any should I complete on the D8 and F1?

D8 all the way.

*[M]VonHulk wrote: Stats for dablife
Top # Name Game Rank # of kills # hangars bombed # of deads # crashed Won Games
#5808 dablife Group Captain III (10) 569 15 300 176 45
Watch for this CHUMP, He cursed at my Sister Birdie.

He is going down if I come across him , don't care how long it takes , or who else is in the game he gets all my attention , until he makes a public apology.There ain't no place he can hide.

I had read all the rules and regulations.
me nikinik would like to join the big [M].

nikinik wrote: I had read all the rules and regulations.
me nikinik would like to join the big [M].

Me too, i alread have the [*M] up, hope im not stepping out of line here. I just dont think the little m fits me too well, as though as my plump belly will not allow it. Seems like every time i put it on that m looks like ^^ aroud my waist. but i have read the rules and agree with them.

So can i join? Huh? Can i, can i, can i, can i, can i, can i, can i. I promise to be good, can i, can i, can i, can i?

No

[*M] GreyGhost wrote:

nikinik wrote: I had read all the rules and regulations.
me nikinik would like to join the big [M].

Me too, i alread have the [*M] up, hope im not stepping out of line here. I just dont think the little m fits me too well, as though as my plump belly will not allow it. Seems like every time i put it on that m looks like ^^ aroud my waist. but i have read the rules and agree with them.

So can i join? Huh? Can i, can i, can i, can i, can i, can i, can i. I promise to be good, can i, can i, can i, can i?

Hmmmmmmm. Let me talk to my brothers first Ghost. but I see no problem.

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

Uplandbird wrote: 2 postings in a row from me, I know I know, not like me at all

But I would like to add toTR s list of very unlikeables and needs a lot of [M]isfit deathes.
I don't usually say anything about people calling me names cuz it's frustration on their part..
But dablife he is a especially rude, unlikeable, dropper, and coward..
We were winning so he switched sides abandoning his teammates to just get the win, Eagle called him a coward, I called him a jerk for doing that to his teammates..
He said shut up you F'in B*#%#. I wish I got that picture but I was surprised, never been called that one!

So please give him some [M]isfit reaming from Birdie...

And Thank You!!

No one talks to my sister like that. He will be my top priority, I shall search for him, day and night. He will leave every game like the coward he is.

Sorry im late to this hunt. I normally lead the charge. This dip shit needs to learn a leason on proper etiquette of speaking to our Deadly Birdy. Calling us guys name is well harmfull to them. But calling our lady Pilots B's will be detrimental to their healths. I say we show some Misfit love to this guy.

This dipshit is now and forever will be a S.O.S. Happy Hunting Misfits!

Booooooorah

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote: No

Why not? Is it because i shot you down (once)? Maybe because i didnt buy your snazzy handy portable folding dinner tray, or is it cause i didnt buy your books? Will how about this i will give you my info and Dirts and Vons credit card numbers and password. Will that work?

Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

[M]Reckless wrote: Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

I cant remember any that didnt make me, at least smile. Most crack me up. Keep them coming. I always know its gonna be a good one, If RECKLESS wrote it.

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

[M]Reckless wrote: Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

I cant remember any that didnt make me, at least smile. Most crack me up. Keep them coming. I always know its gonna be a good one, If RECKLESS wrote it.

Davy says, WHAT ABOUT ME, SOBSOB IM CRYING

Well.you can.join ghost but Mr foust and bz have to say ok. But your good in my book

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

[M]Reckless wrote: Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

I cant remember any that didnt make me, at least smile. Most crack me up. Keep them coming. I always know its gonna be a good one, If RECKLESS wrote it.

Davy says, WHAT ABOUT ME, SOBSOB IM CRYING

GUYS!!! you made Davy cry. Oh gosh his crying noises can be very loud... Stop him!!!

Meganmae wrote:

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

[M]Reckless wrote: Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

I cant remember any that didnt make me, at least smile. Most crack me up. Keep them coming. I always know its gonna be a good one, If RECKLESS wrote it.

Davy says, WHAT ABOUT ME, SOBSOB IM CRYING

GUYS!!! you made Davy cry. Oh gosh his crying noises can be very loud... Stop him!!!

baaaaaawwwwww, SOB SOB SOB SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SOB SOB SOB SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SOB SOB SOB SNIFFLES SNIFFLES BAWLING STILL BAWLING SOBBING SOBBING SOBBING BAWLING SOB SOBS SNIFFLES

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

[M]Reckless wrote: Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

I cant remember any that didnt make me, at least smile. Most crack me up. Keep them coming. I always know its gonna be a good one, If RECKLESS wrote it.

Davy says, WHAT ABOUT ME, SOBSOB IM CRYING

OH DAVID, not everything has to be about you. Go have some pie and turn that frown upside down

OH DAVY You know I like your post too...

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

Meganmae wrote:

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

*[M]VonHulk wrote:

[M]Reckless wrote: Just want to say something that has come to mind while upon the toilet. I want to thank Von for something he does that I always appreciate - of all the posts I've made over the months, no matter how silly, controversial, off color, offensive, nasty, or just plain retarded my post is, there is always a "Thank You" of support from one Von Hulk. That means a lot when you go out on a limb, take a risk and back someone up that others might not, or when you post something you think is hilarious but all you hear is the crickets chirping (made a few of those).

Thank you Von for always giving your support, even when you're the only one.

Time to flush, later all!

I cant remember any that didnt make me, at least smile. Most crack me up. Keep them coming. I always know its gonna be a good one, If RECKLESS wrote it.

Davy says, WHAT ABOUT ME, SOBSOB IM CRYING

GUYS!!! you made Davy cry. Oh gosh his crying noises can be very loud... Stop him!!!

baaaaaawwwwww, SOB SOB SOB SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SOB SOB SOB SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SNIFFLES SOB SOB SOB SNIFFLES SNIFFLES BAWLING STILL BAWLING SOBBING SOBBING SOBBING BAWLING SOB SOBS SNIFFLES

OH VON!! SHOOT HIM HAHAHAHAHA

My cousin posted this on FaceBook. I found it funny.

The cannon was missing DF and had to get in a game...though I'm playing strictly with my phone due to to wifi in BFE. Good game...reds left

Ghost we need to play together!

Alexninja wrote: Ghost we need to play together!

ROTFLMAO !!!

Alexninja wrote: Ghost we need to play together!

Yes Sir Mr. Alexninja we do, unfortunately do to my poorly observations of what device i have bought for dogfight and the lack of decent wifi, and the fact that i have been getting the boot lately, i can not fly.

You see sir, i went out and bought a Samsung tab 3, thinkig im gonna rip it up in game. But because of my lack of bservation skills i biught the wrong tab 3. Now your asking how did you buy the wrong one? Well sir Alex,i didt pay any attition tothe word lite! The tab 3 lite is what i baught. Still not sure how i missed that? This tab 3 does not hold dogfight to well.

First game of the day, figured I would get in a warm up. HA HA, very funny DogFight gods. Throw me to the wolves, everytime a good plater left, a better one showed up in red. Dirt and I battled on, picking at their hangars one by one. Hard fought battle, thanks to all involved.







Got the last one with my tank

I hope next time Gizmo is blue, Weatherman and fought hard against the reds. When I came in we only had one hangar, they had to sneak to get it, no one gets by me.

*[M]VonHulk wrote: First game of the day, figured I would get in a warm up. HA HA, very funny DogFight gods. Throw me to the wolves, everytime a good plater left, a better one showed up in red. Dirt and I battled on, picking at their hangars one by one. Hard fought battle, thanks to all involved.

Got the last one with my tank

OK, I changed my mind.

Von is better than Crockett!

FOX#1 [BB] wrote:

*[M]VonHulk wrote: First game of the day, figured I would get in a warm up. HA HA, very funny DogFight gods. Throw me to the wolves, everytime a good plater left, a better one showed up in red. Dirt and I battled on, picking at their hangars one by one. Hard fought battle, thanks to all involved.

Got the last one with my tank

OK, I changed my mind.

Von is better than Crockett!

DAVY SAYS, hey wait a minute now, I need to have a war with VON now to prove myself. Now I'm crying again. Sobbing sobbing.

I HEREBY DECLARE WAR WITH VON. BLAME FOX, BLAME FOX.

So let me get this straight if your plump a small [m] isn't big enough???? So where is my [M] pretty sure it would fit much better

[M] MISFIT CROCKETT wrote:

FOX#1 [BB] wrote:

*[M]VonHulk wrote: First game of the day, figured I would get in a warm up. HA HA, very funny DogFight gods. Throw me to the wolves, everytime a good plater left, a better one showed up in red. Dirt and I battled on, picking at their hangars one by one. Hard fought battle, thanks to all involved.

Got the last one with my tank

OK, I changed my mind.

Von is better than Crockett!

DAVY SAYS, hey wait a minute now, I need to have a war with VON now to prove myself. Now I'm crying again. Sobbing sobbing.

I HEREBY DECLARE WAR WITH VON. BLAME FOX, BLAME FOX.

Fox why would you do that to us!! Von let him win or he's gonna cry more,
I'm about to cry myself he's too loud!!!