Sooo...my droid tablet was finally updated for "optimization". I enjoyed watching the little demo of the planes until I realized they fly a lot better than me

Then they drop you into the new graphic screen showing you your rank and points. Well, I sat there for a lil bit thinking it was a power point presentation since there were no instructions

Add insult to injury...I didn't know how to start the game
When I was finally able to figure it out, I was in a mission with rodama and others when I got shot down (really? ok, no surprise there lol). I attempted to parachute when it told me I didnt have one. What?!?!

That's where I get most of my kills. I was also informed I cant buy these in bulk.
So I leave mission to check out "purchase" page. I bought the chute. Fine! But then you have to pay separately to be able to shoot in parachute???

Uncle Sam seems to have taken control of this game as I am now paying for every little thing...sorta like taxes

Every time I turn around, it always someone kicking me in the nuts