Further to my previous quest for knowledge and thanks to the power of the interweb and google I now know something that I wish I didnt

johnnykent wrote: Further to my previous quest for knowledge and thanks to the power of the interweb and google I now know something that I wish I didnt

Thank god for google,
Was gonna suggest you ask Pete, it's one of his most favorite words to use...lol
Birdie

Hey guys, what have I missed? I see a few new faces in here grays to all the new recruits for finding this family, they are crazy as he'll but we all love them anyway, cept von.... I hate him, mainly when he's wearing red, that means only one thing, everyone dies. Lol Jk von love ya bro.

Here's where I've been...
Raising all immortal u know what in vietnam, racking up MiGs and destroying sams







And here's when I couldn't make it back to base thx to a Sam site.

And here's me after a completely idiotic move. I just got out of a 7 minute dogfight with 2 mig 17s. I downed both but suffered 40% damage from their cannon shells. (Note, never turn fight a mig!) I was also low on fuel and only 1 Aim 7 missile left, so I called rub and headed for home. I got there, lined up the runway and took a final look around, to be sure I wasn't being attacked or anything, and when I looked around, I hit the eject button...... man I felt stupid, u can c in the distance where my F4s crashed. Good news, at least I made it back to base.


But overall. This is a FUN game!

johnnykent wrote: Further to my previous quest for knowledge and thanks to the power of the interweb and google I now know something that I wish I didnt

Urban dictionary would be better for the context I used it in but yeah when it comes to the tech stuff I'm about as smart as one of those

Not sure if im up to par in game or not. But if any recruits wants an eval tonight let me know and we will try and make it happen!

Hey ghost im up for that just let me iron my uniform and take my curlers out and ill be with you

@ GreyGhost...
Where will you be ? I have a busy night but if I can get more than a few min I will definately look for you.
I can not say an exact time though.

What is that game called that you're playing there lonestar?

MacLaren wrote: Mental, BTJ: Sorry I left the game. I got kicked and couldn't get back

Ended up in this one instead. Thanks for switching, Hulk. I did my best, but it was too late...

Mike, here is the end of the one you had to leave. Great game. Too bad you couldn't finish it... A lot of good fighting. Rld.stover stepped in towards the end and did a great job!

No problem, MacLaren. It has gotten a lot harder to jump back into games lately.
We ended up winning that one.
It was great to fly with BT again.
Congrats to Pete and Reck!ess on the level ups.
Welcome Couchy...you have picked the best squad in DF!

Could someone let me know why it says restore on main screen when I load DF on Apple .99 monthly and 4.99 lifetime when I select it. What should I do Thanks appreciated.

Rldstover wrote: Could someone let me know why it says restore on main screen when I load DF on Apple .99 monthly and 4.99 lifetime when I select it. What should I do Thanks appreciated.

Since I last updated I've had the same thing.

Just got back from playing on the nicest golf course I've ever played on! its in the upper 80s here!
going up to try and shoot some reds. haven't been able to hit anything lately because I can't keep the tablet steady. maybe I'll have better luck today.

Got home from work, jumped into firestorm. 1st game. Was out numbered for a good long while, bud1 fought by my side the whole game. We enjoyed being outnumbered so much, that when we got help, bud would ask them to switch to the red side. lol we all got booted, the game was almost over anyway. They had one hangar left, we had 6 or 7.

[M]VonKopp wrote:

Rldstover wrote: Could someone let me know why it says restore on main screen when I load DF on Apple .99 monthly and 4.99 lifetime when I select it. What should I do Thanks appreciated.

Since I last updated I've had the same thing.

Thanks Mr. Von I sent ya a PM too.

Rldstover wrote:

[M]VonKopp wrote:

Rldstover wrote: Could someone let me know why it says restore on main screen when I load DF on Apple .99 monthly and 4.99 lifetime when I select it. What should I do Thanks appreciated.

Since I last updated I've had the same thing.

Thanks Mr. Von I sent ya a PM too.

And I sent one back, lol

I'm in trouble again,

My wife came to me in a short sexy nightie, some rope and duct tape. She said to me "( honey tie me up and gag me and do whatever you want)

Boy was I excited, i tied her up and then spent several hours playing dogfight, all the time she kept stomping on the floor, grunting over the duck tape and glaring at me.

I don't understand why she got mad, I simply did what she asked me to do.

Davy Crockett wrote: I'm in trouble again,

My wife came to me in a short sexy nightie, some rope and duct tape. She said to me "( honey tie me up and gag me and do whatever you want)

Boy was I excited, i tied her up and then spent several hours playing dogfight, all the time she kept stomping on the floor, grunting over the duck tape and glaring at me.

I don't understand why she got mad, I simply did what she asked me to do.

Wow

Ok I've been having some good games! Was just I one with McFate doing really good! That is until I got in my tank! It was like my screen had no vertical hold! The screen just kept rolling that's the only way I can describe it! I've never seen anything like it before in this game and I couldn't do anything I had to power off to get out! Sorry McFate I tried to get back.
Here's some pic's but you can't see the screen moving! It was crazy..

Davy Crockett wrote: I'm in trouble again,

My wife came to me in a short sexy nightie, some rope and duct tape. She said to me "( honey tie me up and gag me and do whatever you want)

Boy was I excited, i tied her up and then spent several hours playing dogfight, all the time she kept stomping on the floor, grunting over the duck tape and glaring at me.

I don't understand why she got mad, I simply did what she asked me to do.

I don't understand, we do what we're asked and still get in trouble.

I just saw a "[M] Benson" in game. He did not have a banner.

I asked if he was an official Misfit recruit? He said "yes" I asked who recruited him to which he responded:



He said he requested on the "join squad" options . I told him we are invite only and that he can post a request to the Misfits forum thread. He left the game soon after that.

Tinkerhell was in game and said he "smelled an imposter"

I think he may just be clueless.

Anyway, be on the lookout.

I need help, What does this mean? It showed up after the last update. It's freakin me out....

Von...check your pm...that's what mine is!!!

Ok...here it is...I am turning myself in....I was in a capture the carrier game...and I got shot down near enemy base...found a tank...hot wired it..parked in between two building..and as they say..I WENT TO TOWN!!! SHOULD I FEEL THIS GUILTY??? GOT TEN KILLS SO MY TEAM COULD CAPTURE THE CARRIER...IT WAS SO FUNNY TO WATCH...AS TWO AT A TIME WERE SPAWNING...I WOULD BLOW THIER NUTS UP...I MUST SAY IT WAS FUNNY...THEN IT WAS LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE...I HAD TO HAVE ONE MORE PIECE!!!! UNTIL I HAD TEN PIECES..THEN SOMEBODY CLOSED THE BOX AND SNATCHED MY CANDY AWAY...BUT WE WON THE GAME...IS THAT WRONG IN CTC..I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL THE OTHER TEAMS CANDY!!!

I have had exactly the same once ,only a couple of days ago!

[M]VonKopp wrote: I need help, What does this mean? It showed up after the last update. It's freakin me out....

Hmmmmm. My Verizon.....Myverizon! If you say it fast it almost sounds German, and the icon suggests "men's room". I don't know Hulk, did you put a German sh**house app on your tablet that keeps track of your #1's and #2's or something? Are doing a detox? Is it coming out.......green?
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here man - you know that.
I think the other icon is for Dogfight

[M]VonKopp wrote: I need help, What does this mean? It showed up after the last update. It's freakin me out....

Me too.

[M]VonKopp wrote: I need help, What does this mean? It showed up after the last update. It's freakin me out....

DF update to 49 or IOS to 7.1

I AM MAKING A PUBLIC APOLOGY TO THOSE I SPAWN KILLED IN A CTC GAME ...I AM TRUELY SORRY!!! THAT WAS CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF A MISTIF OFFICER!!! I AM REQUESTING BRIGG TIME AND THREE DAYS BREAD AND WATER!!!! A REDUCTION IN RANK...FROM MyNuts TO DOOSHBAG FOR 3 days!!!

THANKYOU THE DOOSHBAG

Pistolpete59 wrote: Ok...here it is...I am turning myself in....I was in a capture the carrier game...and I got shot down near enemy base...found a tank...hot wired it..parked in between two building..and as they say..I WENT TO TOWN!!! SHOULD I FEEL THIS GUILTY??? GOT TEN KILLS SO MY TEAM COULD CAPTURE THE CARRIER...IT WAS SO FUNNY TO WATCH...AS TWO AT A TIME WERE SPAWNING...I WOULD BLOW THIER NUTS UP...I MUST SAY IT WAS FUNNY...THEN IT WAS LIKE EATING CHOCOLATE...I HAD TO HAVE ONE MORE PIECE!!!! UNTIL I HAD TEN PIECES..THEN SOMEBODY CLOSED THE BOX AND SNATCHED MY CANDY AWAY...BUT WE WON THE GAME...IS THAT WRONG IN CTC..I DIDNT MEAN TO STEAL THE OTHER TEAMS CANDY!!!

Pete, your outta of your mind again, but your antics are most entertaining Personally, I would be cussing you out and would be looking for some app that would let me import a bazooka or RPG into the game and blow your Nuts off Sorry, bro, in my world that is a violation, but I ddnt see it happen soooo If it is brought to my attention, ill respond, "He did what? Nah, you must have the wrong person "

Hey folks.I'm Down I've had a migraine for two.days this is the first time I've seen my Phone since yesterday and I need.my sun glasses to look at the screen. Hope you all.have some great flights I'm hoping to be up tomorrow but its not looking good. My eyes feel like their going to pop.out of my head.