Hi Guys and our duck callin' pheasant hunting Yellow lab lovein' Birdie.
Something I need to ask you all. Its about Foust. Do any of you think he's acting bit different?
I only ask cause of a game I had early. This morning with him.
He spawned in game, RED! SO I got the usual butt pucker reaction when these thing happen with our Fousty. Spawn in blue and you know its going to be a glorious game your are likely to win, all is well, right. No Out of no where sphincter spasms when in the chat box you read "[M]bhfoust" (litteral translation: you dead ,dead, dead dead, dead)! no sudden dry mouth or anything of a stressful sensation at all. In fact one might say your ear relaxed in the fact that you have foust on the team..... Only thing you may do is say your good byes to your friends on the red team.
Foust in red is a hole new kind of nightmare! Your heart triples its rhythmic beat sweat beads begin to roll off the tip nose and into your eye's burning the same as if TR had squeezed the juice out of a habanero pepper And let it drip into your eye!!!! Yet you don't close your eyes or whipe the beads away, no you have complete focus on the sky in front of you reading your plane, you guns, your bomb your soul for Christ sake for that dreaded tag and name, you've already told your self you won't see it as Foust, instead you'll see Pamela under the tag!!!
As if that will make a difference.
Then you realize he hasn't even spawned in yet!!!!! FAKKKKK YOU you go to stand up and shake the fear off only to realize you can't get up due to the sofa coushon is to far up your ars from the Initial panic at seeing he's name in red..... So you do what only you can in these tense moments slouch back down in the sofa while your whimper turn to a pleading like cry, and you skakely type"Foust!!!!!!" Going it won't help and in a few short moments you'll be hurling around in Spastic quick moves desperately trying to survive the dog fight that has become your fight or die last chance!..... Of course you die moments latter after the high pitch Nancie scream that has made the niebors baby begin to cry....
I accept this, it is my life in dogfight, I am better if I simply accept to doom, and move forward. So with in a few hours after the game, when my heart rate returns to normal with exception of the new arradic beat, when the medication has begun to do its job, I realize, I'm going to make it, I'll try harder next time and do better! Give myself a high five,at the wrong time rember "I still have coushon up there, shouldn't have jumped up"
The whole time foust is obliterating you, he stays quiet pleasant and you'll see a "hehe", or Lol shoot up on chat from him..... Right!? RIGHT!
This morning it started the usual, as mentioned, it was me him and he had a team mate think it was Bermuda, or something. Before I had seen him I had already accepted my fate, and had promised myself I wouldn't cry not this time anyway. All though I had cursed my luck for being on the sofa when I first saw his name and not the wood chairs in the kitchen.
At first I flew away, away from my target, my base and my soon to be killer..... I couldn't go down the this way, I must fight at least... So I wiped my tears away, and B-lined it to where I figured he would be.
Upon seeing him he was directly over my perfectly groomed base and an explosion sent a dance of guilt thru my body, I hadn't even tried to protect her I ran away!!!!! The shame drove me deeper into despair, and suddenly a chat comes up from Foust, regarding how its a drag that he can only destroy TWO HANGERS with a bomb!!!! My thought was "yeah, what a bitch!!! I'm happy if I get shot down and returned a mediately to base in plane cause I was shot down in the friggin enemy territory!!!! That's a damn fine run for me, and he's expressing his frustration on not being able toWipe my ass out with one bomb!!!!
That's right I said What the **** ..... Quietly to myself. And turned to go gun him down...... I was dead that instance!!!!! No matter I got the new wings and begain chase!
Now normally, Our foust would be headed back for another bomb, and as soon as your tracers past his cockpit, he would what???? What would he do???? That's right slowly bank the plane, as though he was giving you time to regret your choice to make chase, and then..... You be dead!!!
Not today!!!!! He flew all the way back to his base without so much as a firecracker!!! Me in hot pursuit the whole damn time fireing at him!!!!!!
Here what happened next, I got a frigging pic!!!
Now I know when I'm being mocked!!!!
What has happened, please don't tell me <whimpering> foust is now humiliating us!!!! He'll be a MOM soon if we don't do something!!!!!! We need to have a meeting!
Raptor out!!